White people enjoy keeping score because--with the notable exception of team sports--white people win at everything. Unfortunately, after high school, white people spend most of their time around other white people, creating a need for reliable intra-Caucasian methods of establishing superiority. Thus, the existence of NPR pledge drives, graduate degrees in liberal arts, and the New York Times crossword puzzle--but no more. We now have the ultimate tool for determining relative whiteness--the HowWhiteAmI quiz. Take the Quiz I've spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods 1,355 of 9,393 (14%) have spent more than $100 this month at Whole Foods   I prefer films that are debuted at international festivals 1,951 of 9,395 (21%) prefer films that are debuted at international festivals   I'm a Vegetarian 908 of 9,395 (10%) are Vegetarian   Someday, I'll get into venture capital 917 of 9,395 (10%) will get into venture capital   I subscribe to The Economist 788 of 9,388 (8%) subscribe to The Economist   I've debated use of the Oxford Comma 1,602 of 9,393 (17%) have debated use of the Oxford Comma   I have a Facebook account 8,277 of 9,395 (88%) have a Facebook account   I have eaten hummus in the last 30 days 4,372 of 9,395 (47%) have eaten hummus in the last 30 days   There's always time for a game of Twister 1,757 of 9,389 (19%) makes time for Twister   I've considered moving to Japan or China to teach English 1,980 of 9,385 (21%) have considered moving to Japan or China to teach English   I've been to an ugly sweater party 1,478 of 9,389 (16%) have been to an ugly sweater party   I've volunteered for a non-profit organization 5,400 of 9,395 (57%) have volunteered for a non-profit organization   I've hosted a dinner party with board games 2,857 of 9,395 (30%) have hosted a dinner party with board games   I have a liberal arts degree 3,163 of 9,395 (34%) have a liberal arts degree   I've been to Vietnam 327 of 9,387 (3%) have been to Vietnam   BBC is superior to CNN, which is superior to Fox News 5,061 of 9,395 (54%) would rather watch BBC than CNN   48°F is appropriate weather for shorts 1,782 of 9,393 (19%) love wearing shorts   I'm funny enough to contribute to HowWhiteAmI 2,084 of 9,395 (22%) think they're funny   I subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast 1,121 of 9,389 (12%) subscribe to the "This American Life" podcast   I've backpacked through eastern Europe 734 of 9,395 (8%) have backpacked through eastern Europe   I've had acupuncture treatment 1,106 of 9,389 (12%) have had acupuncture treatment   I've been "offended" more than once in my life 6,210 of 9,395 (66%) have been "offended" more than once   I've spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate 2,087 of 9,392 (22%) have spent more than 4 hours at MoMA or Tate   I complain that the US hasn't fully converted to metrics 2,714 of 9,395 (29%) complain that the US hasn't converted to the metric system   I have an iPhone 2,027 of 9,395 (22%) have an iPhone   I've stopped eating McDonalds 3,938 of 9,395 (42%) have stopped eating McDonalds   I know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai 4,049 of 9,394 (43%) know the difference between red tea, white tea, and Chai   Someday, I'll buy a loft apartment 2,146 of 9,395 (23%) will buy a loft apartment   I've threatened to move to Europe 3,430 of 9,395 (37%) have threatened to move to Europe   I've seen live theater this year 3,717 of 9,389 (40%) have seen live theater this year   I am an environmentalist 3,012 of 9,395 (32%) are environmentalists   I have a small Buddha statue 1,701 of 9,389 (18%) have a small Buddha statue   I've donated to an NPR pledge drive 1,297 of 9,388 (14%) have donated to an NPR pledge drive   I've started a wine collection 1,286 of 9,395 (14%) have started a wine collection   I voted for Barack Obama 5,437 of 9,395 (58%) voted for Barack Obama   I have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes 2,875 of 9,395 (31%) have owned more than one pair of New Balance shoes   I can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights 1,540 of 9,385 (16%) can name at least 3 contemporary playwrights   I've taken an unpaid internship 2,164 of 9,389 (23%) have taken an unpaid internship   I own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright 808 of 9,395 (9%) own a book on Frank Lloyd Wright   I've considered moving to New York 3,945 of 9,389 (42%) have considered moving to New York   I've read Fast Food Nation 1,611 of 9,395 (17%) have read Fast Food Nation   I've sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke 1,373 of 9,393 (15%) have sang Ice Ice Baby karaoke   I prefer public transportation, but normally drive 1,858 of 9,395 (20%) prefer public transportation, but normally drive   I own a Kitchen Aid mixer 2,001 of 9,395 (21%) own a Kitchen Aid mixer   I've "studied" abroad 1,976 of 9,395 (21%) have "studied" abroad   A "California Roll" isn't real Sushi 3,849 of 9,395 (41%) are "California Roll" snobs   I have a North Face jacket 2,015 of 9,395 (21%) have a North Face jacket   I was in the gifted and talented program 4,168 of 9,392 (44%) was in the gifted and talented program   I have a graduate degree (excluding Law, Engineering) 1,662 of 9,392 (18%) have a real graduate degree   I'm Vegan 238 of 9,395 (3%) are Vegan   I've smoked it 5,066 of 9,384 (54%) have smoked it   I grind my own coffee 2,234 of 9,384 (24%) grind coffee   Healthcare should be free 5,170 of 9,390 (55%) Healthcare should be free   In the past year, I've asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk 5,383 of 9,385 (57%) have asked a friend to go hike, bike, or walk   I have an herb garden 1,704 of 9,385 (18%) have an herb garden    (items are weighted)

About the Quiz As fans of StuffWhitePeopleLike, our privileged upbringing allowed us to earn an upper-middle class living without any serious effort or ambition. To assuage our guilt under the guise of productivity, we created a quiz that helps our fellow moleskine-toting latte-sippers measure their precise level of whiteness. The Startup White people love to pretend that that they're pulling themselves up by their bootstraps when the side-business funded with the excesses of their six-figure office jobs doesn't lose money. HowWhiteAmI is no different. It's a proof-of-concept that will be used by our über-stealth startup to further our mission of helping bloggers more easily make money. Are you a blogger looking for new ways to monetize? Sign up to be notified when we enter private beta. Lastest Twitter Peeps @rspence396 (39%) @Starlitstacey (45%) @norcal_ (36%) @Nieceemarie76 (30%) @twitterid (51%) @chrissmari (50%) @twitterid (44%) @lMonteReedl (60%) @MercuryKitty666 (31%) @lemirandilla (45%) @kylembagley (55%) @Jingwing (40%) @Marksmarkers (43%) @ReelBigDan (83%) @twitterid (56%)

» Submit your own - a new quiz is randomly generated every hour

HowWhiteAmI.com was created while watching college basketball and everyone else was at SXSW. Contact: howwhiteami@gmail.com | Header images Creative Commons, available here, here, here, and here. We are not affiliated with StuffWhitePeopleLike.com, however we recommend you buy the book.